Gluup's®
Alcheyummy Gems
and Gummies

Taste the power of alchemy with my delicious crystal candy gems and juicy ooze-inspired mega gummies! All ingredients are artificial and free of allergy-causing ingredients. Enjoy your favorite flavors without worry of anaphylaxis!
100% allergen free!
Food-grade ingredients!
Ethically tested by skritt!


Crystal Candy Gems

Bright, beautiful, and edible! A favorite of skritt and other shiny-enjoyers! These precious gems are formed from varieties of lab-grown sugar crystals and infused with my personally designed flavor concoctions. Prices are based on orders of 8 oz pouches.

FlavorDescriptionPrice
Peach Cream CakeSo sweet and creamy, it'll feel as if you're in a bakery40 ¢
Omnomberry MintEveryone's favorite berry with a light refreshing aftertaste, a great summer candy!40 ¢
Cinnamon AppleA sweet cozy flavor for autumnal celebrations, or year-round enjoyment40 ¢
Gingerale Lime DropsA bright citrusy twist on a brew of Canthan roots40 ¢
Fizzy Lemon ZappersMy most sour lemon flavor with a fizzy popping surprise!44 ¢
Rainbow PrismBack by popular demand! A sweet assortment of wildberries, carefully grown to reveal a spectrum of color.60 ¢
*Mystery FlavorThis season's experimental flavor: A tropical concoction inspired by Castora.*special
CherryOriginal cherry from my Classic Collection40 ¢
GrapeOriginal grape from my Classic Collection40 ¢
StrawberryOriginal strawberry from my Classic Collection40 ¢
LemonOriginal lemon from my Classic Collection40 ¢
LimeOriginal lime from my Classic Collection40 ¢
BlueberryOriginal blueberry from my Classic Collection40 ¢

Mega Ooze Jellies and Gummies

A snack that is as edible as it is drinkable! Inspired by the meals my grandprogenitor's used to make, these squishy consumables are a fun and revolutionary way to hydrate!
The jelly is 20% more hydrating than traditional water and comes in a variety of enriching flavors! The squishy containers are waste-free and edible.

FlavorDescriptionPrice
Misty OceanUltra hydrating sweet sea-salt flavor1 s
GlacialisLight blueberry flavor with a cool hint of mint1 s
Summer SplashIncredibly refreshing cucumber mint mix1 s

FAQ:"How do I eat mega ooze jellies?" – Simply puncture the membrane with your teeth or use my specially designed straws to expose the liquid jelly (straws are sold separately)."Do you know Dr. Bleent?" – Gluup's® is unaffiliated with Ooze Booze™. Please stop contacting me on this subject."What happened to your lab jelly?" – Hydrojelly™ for lab subjects is still available.

🍓 Strawberry Festival Specials 🍓

FlavorDescriptionTypePrice
Classic StrawberryOriginal strawberry from my Classic Collectiongem / jelly34¢ / 1s
*Strawberry DaquiriA mature fruity concoction resembling a popular summer drink
*contains trace amounts of alcohol
gem / jelly34¢ / 1s
Strawberry LemonA classic mix of sweet strawberry and citrusy lemon make up this fun and energizing flavor!gem / jelly34¢ / 1s
Blue StrawberryThis delightfully sweet mix of blueberry and strawberry is sure to put a smile on your face!gem / jelly34¢ / 1s
(I can't believe it's not) Strawberry!My most realistically flavored artificial strawberry! You won't believe it's not the real thing!gem / jelly40¢ / 1s


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