Gluup's®
Alcheyummy Gems and Gummies
Taste the power of alchemy with my delicious crystal candy gems and juicy ooze-inspired mega gummies! All ingredients are artificial and free of allergy-causing ingredients. Enjoy your favorite flavors without worry of anaphylaxis!
• 100% allergen free!
• Food-grade ingredients!
• Ethically tested by skritt!
Crystal Candy Gems
Bright, beautiful, and edible! A favorite of skritt and other shiny-enjoyers! These precious gems are formed from varieties of lab-grown sugar crystals and infused with my personally designed flavor concoctions. Prices are based on orders of 8 oz pouches.
| Flavor | Description | Price |
|---|---|---|
| Peach Cream Cake | So sweet and creamy, it'll feel as if you're in a bakery | .40 s |
| Omnomberry Mint | Everyone's favorite berry with a light refreshing aftertaste, a great summer candy! | .40 s |
| Cinnamon Apple | A sweet cozy flavor for autumnal celebrations, or year-round enjoyment | .40 s |
| Gingerale Lime Drops | A bright citrusy twist on a brew of Canthan roots | .40 s |
| Fizzy Lemon Zappers | My most sour lemon flavor with a fizzy popping surprise! | .44 s |
| Rainbow Prism | Back by popular demand! A sweet assortment of wildberries, carefully grown to reveal a spectrum of color. | .60 s |
| *Pineapple | This year's flavor of the season: Based on a fruit hailing exclusively from the illusive Castora! | |
| Cherry | Original cherry from my Classic Collection | .40 s |
| Strawberry | Original strawberry from my Classic Collection | .40 s |
| Orange | Original orange from my Classic Collection | .40 s |
| Lemon | Original lemon from my Classic Collection | .40 s |
| Lime | Original lime from my Classic Collection | .40 s |
| Blue Raspberry | Original sour raspberry from my Classic Collection | .40 s |
| Grape | Original grape from my Classic Collection | .40 s |
Mega Ooze Jellies and Gummies
A snack that is as edible as it is drinkable! Inspired by the meals my grandprogenitor's used to make, these squishy consumables are a fun and revolutionary way to hydrate!
The jelly is 20% more hydrating than traditional water and comes in a variety of enriching flavors! The squishy containers are waste-free and edible.
| Flavor | Description | Price |
|---|---|---|
| Cellulose straw | Straws will be added to orders unless stated otherwise. | .02 s |
| Misty Ocean | Ultra hydrating sweet sea-salt flavor | 2 s |
| Glacialis | Light blueberry flavor with a cool hint of mint | 2 s |
| Summer Splash | Incredibly refreshing watermelon cucumber mix with just a hint of mint | 2 s |
| Pinktastic Lemonade | A light, refreshing and fantastically pink lemonade! | 2 s |
| *Gingerale Lime Bubbly | A fizzy jelly flavored after my bright citrusy twist on a brew of Canthan roots. *HANDLE WITH CARE: Shaking will cause expansion and sticky explosions. | 2 s |
FAQ:"How do I eat mega ooze jellies?" – Simply puncture the membrane with your teeth or use my specially designed straws to expose the liquid jelly (straws will be added to your order for a small fee).
— Gluup"What happened to your lab jelly?" – Hydrojelly™ for lab subjects is still available. Contact me through my QDC# for more information.
— Gluup"Do you know Dr. Bleent?" – Gluup's® is unaffiliated with Ooze Booze™. Please stop contacting me on this subject.
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☀️ Four Winds Summer Stock 🪁
◆ Crystal Candy Gems ◆
| Flavor | Description | Price |
|---|---|---|
| *Pineapple | This year's flavor of the season: Based on a fruit hailing exclusively from the illusive Castora! | .40 s |
| Crystal-Candy Jewelry | A colorful assortment of candy gems from my Classic Collection strung into a delicious piece of jewelry. Just tell me what you'd like up front. | .48 s |
| Cherry | Original cherry from my Classic Collection | .40 s |
| Strawberry | Original strawberry from my Classic Collection | .40 s |
| Orange | Original orange from my Classic Collection | .40 s |
| Lemon | Original lemon from my Classic Collection | .40 s |
| Lime | Original lime from my Classic Collection | .40 s |
| Blue Raspberry | Original sour raspberry from my Classic Collection | .40 s |
| Grape | Original grape from my Classic Collection | .40 s |
| Omnomberry Mint Gems | Everyone's favorite berry with a light refreshing aftertaste, a great summer candy! | .40 s |
| Gingerale Lime Drops | A bright citrusy twist on a brew of Canthan roots | .40 s |
| Fizzy Lemon Zappers | My most sour lemon flavor with a fizzy popping surprise! | .40 s |
● Mini Jelly Gummies ●
| Flavor | Description | Price |
|---|---|---|
| *Pineapple | This year's flavor of the season: Based on a fruit hailing exclusively from the illusive Castora! | 1 s |
| Cherry | Original cherry from my Classic Collection | 1 s |
| Strawberry | Original strawberry from my Classic Collection | 1 s |
| Orange | Original orange from my Classic Collection | 1 s |
| Lemon | Original lemon from my Classic Collection | 1 s |
| Lime | Original lime from my Classic Collection | 1 s |
| Blue Raspberry | Original sour raspberry from my Classic Collection | 1 s |
| Grape | Original grape from my Classic Collection | 1 s |
| Omnomberry Mint Gummies | Everyone's favorite berry with a light refreshing aftertaste, a great summer flavor! | 1 s |
| Gingerale Lime Gummies | A bright citrusy twist on a brew of Canthan roots | 1 s |
● Mega Ooze Jellies ●*Ask for it chilled! (+4c)
| Flavor | Description | Price |
|---|---|---|
| Cellulose straw | Straws will be added to orders unless stated otherwise. | .02 s |
| *Tropical Choya Colada | This season's experimental flavor: A tropical concoction inspired by Castora. | 2 s |
| Misty Ocean | Ultra hydrating sweet sea-salt flavor | 2 s |
| Glacialis | Light blueberry flavor with a cool hint of mint | 2 s |
| Summer Splash | Incredibly refreshing watermelon cucumber mix with just a hint of mint | 2 s |
| Pinktastic Lemonade | A light, refreshing and fantastically pink lemonade! | 2 s |
| Omnomberry Mint | Everyone's favorite berry with a light refreshing aftertaste, a great summer flavor! | 2 s |
| *Gingerale Lime Bubbly | A fizzy jelly flavored after my bright citrusy twist on a brew of Canthan roots. *HANDLE WITH CARE: Shaking will cause expansion and sticky explosions. | 2 s |
🍓 Strawberry Festival Specials 🍓
| Flavor | Description | Type | Price |
|---|---|---|---|
| Classic Strawberry | Original strawberry from my Classic Collection | gem / jelly | 34¢ / 1s |
| *Strawberry Daquiri | A mature fruity concoction resembling a popular summer drink *contains trace amounts of alcohol | gem / jelly | 34¢ / 1s |
| Strawberry Lemon | A classic mix of sweet strawberry and citrusy lemon make up this fun and energizing flavor! | gem / jelly | 34¢ / 1s |
| Blue Strawberry | This delightfully sweet mix of blueberry and strawberry is sure to put a smile on your face! | gem / jelly | 34¢ / 1s |
| (I can't believe it's not) Strawberry! | My most realistically flavored artificial strawberry! You won't believe it's not the real thing! | gem / jelly | 40¢ / 1s |
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